Can you find the funniest and the worst of them all. Scroll down below to see some of the best funny dad jokes around and dont forget to comment and vote for your favorites. We recently asked members of the buzzfeed community to share with us the corniest joke theyve. A woman goes to the doctor and says, could you please. Jokes that are so bad, dumb and silly, they are actually really good. You dont want to laughevery selfrespecting part of your brain is rejecting the guffawing impulsebut you cant help yourself. A good definition of a pun is a play on words, where a jokester mixes up two words that are similar but have different meanings. The most mischievous and funny adult jokes that you will even come across are the adult jokes. Its full of corny jokes that just make you chuckle.
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